Does anyone actually enjoy cliffhangers? (This is also a review of A Dance With Dragons)

WARNING: THERE MIGHT BE SPOILERS IN THE COMMENT SECTION

Okay, so, first off–just as I predicted when I talked about how I was not that excited to read it-A Dance With Dragons is awesome. Like many people, I was a little disappointed by the slow pacing and minor-key of A Feast For The Crows. Well, aDwD is slow too, but not as slow! Some pretty cool stuff happens up on the Wall, and over with Daenerys, and even with Stannis and Bran (yes, Bran is not as abysmally boring as he was during the first three books). And, and, and also the best thing was that the latter half of the book starts wrapping up a few loose ends from the previous book (like what’s going on with Cersei and Jaime and Arya and Brienne). That seems like a really good decision. Considering the last book came out five years ago, it would have been annoying to wait ten years to find out whether or not Jaime was going to ride home and defend Cersei in a trial by combat.

It’s been a few years since I read A Dance With Dragons, and I was wondering whether my increasing sophistication as a reader would harm the series (with which I first fell in love ten years ago, as a sophomore in high school). And it has, to some extent. But it’s also allowed me to more keenly appreciate the pleasures that this book does offer.

For instance, the sense of place is always very striking. I hadn’t gotten more than halfway through the prologue (which takes place deep in the wilds of the north) before I thought “Oh, yeah, this is the thing that no other kind of book can give me.”

High fantasy worlds are particularly askew, in comparison to realistic or science-fictional worlds, in that they’re vast, traversable, and knowably complex. When someone is in the middle of the tundra in a high fantasy world, you gain a very real sense of the distance that separates them from civilization because (as opposed to the real world) that distance is knowable. It can be bridged in a page. Even the characters can often bridge it in a few months or years.

Because High Fantasy worlds are so complex, but don’t try to borrow the complexity of the real world, the way that a realistic novel does, or present the illusion of infinite complexity, like many SF novels do, they give the reader a pleasurable vertigo. For instance, you travel farther and faster in a plane than in a roller coaster, but the latter is more thrilling than the former, because you go through all kinds of whips and turns and because you can see where you’re going and where you’ve been.

Because the real world is so complex, realistic novels (which also, let us all remember, take place inside the made-up fantasy world of the novel) are often limited to one locale and setting. It is simply too much work for a reader, writer, or character, to go from, say, my quasi-hipsterish society in Oakland to the drug-dealing society of just a few street corners away from me. Or to go from the upper middle-class suburban of a doctor to the blue-collar middle class home of the plumber who lives down the block from him. Some novels do attempt to make one or two of these setting shifts, but very few attempt to make a large number of them, and almost none of them are to  convince the reader that the setting can shift at any time (and by setting, I clearly mean something that is not just physical, but also anthropological and social). Most science fiction novels, to the extent that they take place within a recognizable future and a recognizable humanity (i.e. I am not including Dune here), suffer from the same problem.

But High Fantasy novels dispense with that complexity (often pretending it doesn’t even exist), manage to upset readerly expectations that were built up by other novels, and deliver a very exciting and intense experience.

Well, they can do that if they’re good. And A Dance With Dragons is good. On setting, it’s better than many of the previous novels. For the first time, we get to see more of society beyond the Wall and over the Sea, and the things we see are interesting. They’re both commentaries, of a sort, on Westeros’ society. They’re both slightly askew compared to the medievalish society we’ve seen, but they’re clearly built of the same stuff (the same assumptions about human nature, the way organizations work, etc.)

Man, I meant the positive section of this review to be really short, but instead it was not short. However, let me get to the main thing I wanted to talk about, which was….does anyone like cliffhangers? I mean this as a real question. I really detest them.

But then, I am not a suspense-oriented reader. I will frequently flip to the last few pages of a book and read them first. When I am starting to follow a TV show, I will look at its Wikipedia page to see how everyone’s character arcs are going to pan out in the episodes I haven’t seen yet. I just really don’t care to be kept in suspense about what is going to happen next. To a large extent, I prefer novels that don’t even attempt to deliver that pleasure and just tell me straight up what is going to happen (like after you’ve read a few of Emile Zola’s novels, you know from page one that everyone is going to go insane and die in horrible poverty.)

But there are different readers. Still, I can’t even imagine that you suspense-oriented saps enjoy being toyed with. A cliffhanger is just some straight-up toying. It is such a blatantly artificial hook for your attention.

Now, there are some TV shows that end each episode in a cliffhanger (True Blood, and Heroes was like that too). I hated and still do hate that! But at least in those episodes, you know that the cliffhanger is going to be resolved in the next episode.

But in a novel where one character’s point of view chapters can be separated by more than a hundred pages, I think it is incredibly annoying to end chapters with cliffhangers. I mean…the point of a cliffhanger is to keep someone reading, right? It’s to get them all invested in the story, right? But why would an author want to get someone excited if the author knows they’re not going to satisfy the reader for another hundred pages? I did not find this pleasurable, and I doubt that very many people did.

But even worse is ending the whole book on a cliffhanger! Why? The first three books did not end on huge cliffhangers. They all came to some sort of satisfying resolution, and then paused for brief for a few dozen pages in which the next book was set up. The first book ended with Ned Stark’s death, the second ended with the Battle of the Blackwater, and the third ended with the Red Wedding.

But in this book, the endings are all like: “This person might be dead! (or maybe not!) or “this battle might break out!” The only person who had any sort of satisfying climax was Cersei.

I just don’t understand it. It feels like a textbook example of how not to end a book. I mean, it’s like if they had ended Empire Strikes Back with Darth Vader standing over Luke after having cut his hand off and then were all like, “You should wait five years to figure out how this pans out.” Because that’s how long it’s going to be. Five years until the next book. Sheesh.

6 Comments on “Does anyone actually enjoy cliffhangers? (This is also a review of A Dance With Dragons)

  1. don’t know.but don’t think the stuff with Jon is really a cliffhanger. some other stuff, sure — what’s gonna happen wif stannis???

    • I don’t think that Jon’s actually going to be dead though, so that seems like a cliffhanger to me. It’s like when they hung Brienne at the end of A Feast For The Crows, but she clearly did not really get hung. That was another cliffhanger that annoyed me.

      I think Stannis is dead meat. He doesn’t seem that necessary to the story.

      • that’s the thing, though, it’s more of a “how is he going to get out of it?” cliffie. not an “is he going to live” cliffie.

        In martin’s first book, i struggled not to skip to favorite characters. it’s really aggravating when he puts cliffhangers within the book.

    • I am totally fine with spoilers. I will just edit the post to say “WARNING: SPOILERS IN THE COMMENT SECTION”

  2. My theories.

    Stannis isn’t in any sort of trouble. I think Stannis coming together with the banker is going to cause hellfire and assholes to be rained down upon the north. Stannis isn’t one to do things in half measures. The Bolton bastard (his name escapes me) was talking out of his ass in the letter he sent to Jon.

    Jon isn’t going to die. One thing about GRRM, when he kills a character he does it thoroughly. Jon was ‘Ceasar’d’ – yes, I just did that – and then end scene, le fin. I would bet you that the fire priestess saves him. They make an unholy alliance which might pit Jon against some people he cares about.

    Arya is the wildcard here. I think after she masters all of the shadow voodoo, she is going to come back and kick some people square in the face… with spangles.

    I think Theon is going to become a good guy, again…?

    Daenery’s stuff was dragged (drug?) out IMHO. Nothing really happened until she mounted the black dragon. I am worried that when she returns to Westeros, it will be a quick sweep of fire and pwnage.

    I think this book was better than AFFC, but the first three were superior. A Game of Thrones being the best. So far I have enjoyed all of the books, each affected me in different ways but sometimes I feel bogged down in unnecessary plot and detail. Tyrion admiring the dragon roads seemed out of place to me.

    Also, the gray people at the end of AFFC, what the hell happened with that? The person stalking Samwell when he got to the tower of meisters?
    ( I listened to the audiobook, I have no idea how to spell half of this.)

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